Holy shit look at this purple beauty. No idea what it is but it’s so dark. I want to grow a plant for my purple garden!

(Plus a yellow nug for juxtaposition)

tilthat:

TIL of the mellified man, who, entering old age, would choose to consume nothing but honey until he died; and then would be entombed in honey for a century plus before being unmasked and eaten for health benefits.

via ift.tt

Excuse me wtf

taurusfem:

love women who dont subscribe to modesty like at all… when someone tells them they’re good at something and they like “yeah i am” “i know” that’s so hot

w0manifest:

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

e-seal:

salamandz:

why do things cost me my dollars! whats going on!

I see the mistake you’re making, you’re supposed to use other people’s dollars, hope this helps

thebootydiaries:

someone: *shows slight interest in me*

me: dang… ur a freak…..

tripple-bsfunhouse:

d22ek:

Anime Smartasses Be Like….

This is nothing but the truth.

I love how the camera moves during his explanation

hubbabubba-overlord:

tilthat:

TIL that in the Victorian era, “ornamental hermits” were old men who lived in hobbit-like cottages in the gardens of wealthy people. These hermits were encouraged to dress like druids, and they would make scheduled appearances in front of their employee’s guests

via reddit.com

Found my new job. Who wants me for their aesthetic?